Tue, 03/22/2011 - 16:10
An online dating site was recently launched by the Muslim Brotherhood to help its male members find appropriately veiled woman with advanced skills in general obedience.
Men and women set up profiles on the social network where, much like Facebook, if a man finds a specimen of interest he may send her a “poke”, which on IkhwanDating signifies a marriage proposal.
The woman can then check out the pokers profile, and if her father agrees he can click on “Accept marriage proposal” on her behalf.
Members like Mahmoud El-Balboos have already been able to snatch up three obedient wives via IkhwanDating, and it’s no surprise given his spot-on profile:
Name: El-Balboos, Mahmoud
Education: PhD in reciting Koran while doing handstand.
Beard length: 83 centimeters.
Penis length: Istaghfar allah!!
Hobbies: Reading and re-reading article 2 of the constitution.
Interested in: Low IQ women with good set of ovaries.
Interestingly, IkhwanDating has two different entrances to the site, one for women and one for men. “In a proper Islamic society men and women must use different doors to avoid accidental touching, even if it is only virtual,” explained the site administrator, adding, “That’s why women have to add /horma to ikhwandating.com to be able to enter”
Meanwhile Salafi groups have criticized the site as too liberal, warning that personal pictures of fully veiled women can be too easily misconstrued as pornographic material.