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Where would we be without the Police?

Egypt takes a day off to celebrate the nation’s finest men

| Written by makarona

Monday, 25th of January, 2010

Today, Egypt celebrates Police Day – a day that only traitors and other rational thinkers consider ironic in being an "enforced" holiday for both private and public sectors.

Unlike Mother’s Day, which gives thanks to little more than a few ounces of milk and some “rearing”, Police Day shows gratitude to a group of men capable of going to extremes to serve Egypt’s citizens. Indeed, not only are the police always willing to give us street directions and reduce our speeding fines gain-free, they also strive to support us where others fail.

Consider the example pictured below:

Police encourage young man to run like Forest Gump

Here, Tamer Kasool (dark red shirt) is being playfully encouraged by a group of caring neighborhood policemen to run as fast as possible in preparation for a marathon he had the next day. Kasool later said, “No one, not my athletics coach, not my father or my brothers, ever helped me prepare for a race or supported me in this way.”

Or look at Samir Menawar in the picture below (lying down).

Police try to stamp out a poor man on fire

Samir was an unfortunate victim of spontaneous human combustion, whereupon his body suddenly caught fire for no reason in the middle of a peaceful demonstration. Here you can clearly see the zeal and care with which the police tried to stamp the fire out.

Alternatively, look at the video below. In it you can see a dedicated policeman helping a regular citizen prepare for a cheek muscles competition he had the following week. Note how there is also a dedicated policeman just for warm ups.

The man later received first prize for cheek muscles. “I was just glad to be of service,” says the officer, “and even though my hand really hurt when I was helping him, I still did it because it is my duty.”

The list goes on, and for that, EKT would like to thank the police for their concerted efforts to keep the peace while simultaneously empowering the populace. It also notes that none of its writers have any racing or athletic competitions of any kind coming up.

EKT would also like to thank the people who captured these special moments documented here. They truly opened our eyes.

Mo-ha-med

Monday, 25th of January, 2010

Brilliant!!!
It's very lucky that we have such a dedicated police force - since, as you know, spontaneous-combustion-while-in-peaceful-demonstrations (or SCWIPD) has become a very widespread disease that demands the police officers to exhaust their legs to put out all those burning demonstrators.

I will be wearing black today - and only because that's the colour of the police's winter uniform.

Bassam

Tuesday, 26th of January, 2010

I was worried you would stop posting, the website was silent for quite a long period of time. Lets hope the authorities don't give you any trouble and if they do be sure to keep us updated.

Clickie

Wednesday, 27th of January, 2010

I just love it! :D

Keep on posting, EKT :)

Concerned Expatriate

Thursday, 28th of January, 2010

It is about time that Egypt recognizes the value of its police force.
In addition to their Olympic training expertise, they are also experts in archeology.
As an archaeologist who found a rare mummy in the western desert, an international debate started over how old it could be... Nobody knew, so the mummy was sent to the attention of experts in various countries for analysis....

It was brought to the USA first, the US specialists said, it was 3,000 years old.

Then, the Japanese, precise as usually, found that it was 2.953 years old.

The Egyptians came with the final result: "The mummy is 2,953 years, 5 months, 2 weeks and 4 days old".
We curiously ask how they found this out, the Egyptians replied: "The mummy confessed after it was was taken to the Cairo police."

salata

Monday, 1st of February, 2010

this video is so sad,,it almost got me into tears
the rest is brilliant
keep it up

KaLaBiZu

Tuesday, 2nd of February, 2010

The whole thing is just sad and drives tears..Please keep on posting guys..I love your black comedy

Anonymous

Thursday, 4th of February, 2010

Good the cheeks competition wasn't a butt cheeks competition. Who knows how far the preparation would have gone?

Laith Hirzallah

Friday, 19th of February, 2010

I believe that this article only concentrate on the negative side. I know that these actions are unjustified, but sometimes it is necessary.

Mohamed Karim Rashdan

Friday, 19th of February, 2010

It is really sad how the police abuse the power given to themjust to have fun. It is obvious in the clip that they are not Interrogating the victim, they are abusing him just to get a laugh out of it.

Menna

Saturday, 20th of February, 2010

this video should be all over you guys. this is unacceptable and we shouldn't be be just watching!!

Omm Fatakaat

Thursday, 11th of March, 2010

Guys,
I am very upset about how much the Egyptian society doesn't appreciate the police's hard work on keeping the streets and people safe. Seriously people, you should me ashamed.
For example, once I was driving at night and this guy was harassing me. So, the cop asked me to pullover and instead he started harassing me.
Obviously, I soo understand why he did that because he was trying to protect me from that other random guy by harassing me. Just another safety measure. Duh.

Jailan

Monday, 10th of May, 2010

Well I think there should not be any worries about the government giving you guys a hard time. Unless they get a translator or something which, you know, would be really expensive. xP

Anonymous

Tuesday, 25th of May, 2010

Laith Hizrallah, I believe we need to refresh your understanding of certain words. (it's not that difficult to look up meanings, I swear, just use that nice Google/Yahoo/MSN search bar at the top there. You just type the word eg. 'necessary' and state 'definiton'.)*

- Unjustified: Having no acceptable justification: shown to have no good or just reason or explanation.
- Necessary: 1- Absolutely essential 2- Needed to achieve a certain result or effect.

So you're telling us that while torture has no acceptable justification or good reason/explanation, it is absolutely essential?

Yes, I think we're certainly on the same page :)

* Yes, I know, it's all very complicated. Blame the West. They made the Internet. Shame on them.

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