Egypt to Nile basin countries: "Submit or we’ll release Giza zoo animals on you."
Written by Makarona May 30th, 2010
Negotiations over a Nile water-sharing agreement between Egypt and poorer countries further south turned to dispute last week when Egypt threatened to “release the Giza zoo animals on their asses.” The threat comes amidst fears that countries closer to the source of the Nile may now impede the flow of water to Egypt, which according to government-owned newspapers, may end Egypt’s 7000 year long historical right “to...
Switzerland celebrates democracy and "extreme" tolerance
Written by Ward Zeyada Dec 15th, 2009
Following last month's vote that resulted in a ban on the construction of minarets throughout the federation, Switzerland is set to handle the growing threat of Muslim immigration coined "non-Swiss chocolate". While the majority of Western European countries have not succeeded in outcasting Muslims outright, and in some cases going as far as granting them basic rights, the Swiss have become an example of a...
New Country for Elite Collapses!
Written by Makarona Nov 16th, 2009
It seemed to be a stroke of genius: two weeks ago Egypt’s elite united the borders of their residential compounds in Sheikh Zayed City, forging their own nation and thereby immediately ending the severe class divide that was plaguing Egypt for years. Unfortunately, the new nation, which was finally named “Villas Indépendantes au Paradis”, or simply VIP, collapsed into mayhem and anarchy after just two weeks – two...
USA Tired of World Domination – Leaves Planet
Written by Makarona Nov 4th, 2009
The USA has recently left planet Earth in search of a new home beyond the solar system. Having grown tired of dominating the world for decades, the world’s sole superpower decided it was time to spread democracy and search for oil elsewhere in the galaxy. “Our work here is done,” said a cool and collected President Obama before the US landmass launched off. “I promised change we can believe in for my fellow...
Saudi Arabia Lifts Cycling Ban for Women
Written by Ward Zeyada Oct 27th, 2009
The Ministry of Islamic Affairs in Saudi Arabia has surprisingly announced that women will be able to ride bicycles in certain designated areas throughout the country. The controversial decision appears to be a result of pressures from the international community to refrain from using the term "it" when referring to a female. Women in the Gulf kingdom are prohibited from driving, voting, sneezing in public, and...
